the bitchen' blog. literally.

Would you like a pie?

"Set in Russia, turn of the century. This is dark, penetrating theatre."

Would you like a pie?
No..

But it is a good pie.

Nevertheless.

Last time you brought me pie, I cut into it with my tiny pie cutter and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the tadpole.

It was a trick pie.

Why you no like my pie?

I JUST TOLD YOU

WHY YOU NO LIKE MY PIEEEE
WHY DON'T LIKEEEEE

WHY MUST YOU BRING ME PIEEE
EVERYDAY FUCKING PASTRY GOODS WITH YOU

MY PIEEEE..

The best piece of theatre I've seen in awhile if you ask me. :)